- the folks who comment on my blog- loves yous!!!!!!!!!!! can't say that enough!
- mr.klean- gets...on...my...nerves and i'm 1000% sure i get on his but whatev's. he's here for a reason, i think.
- mr.officer- sooooo quick to tell me about myself but i appreciate his old butt.
- mr.untouchable- 'bout to call him mr. lifesaver because he stay on that rescue tip. plus he's pretty cool when he wanna be
- chantastic a.k.a chanteezy a.k.a c.Ant- this chick....man, i love her like...like i don't even know but she's my wifey if there ever was such a thing for me
- marquitas- i don't remember why her name is plural but it is. that's my other wife. ALL HOMO!
- jaz and t- there are no words. they are the truth out here, ok?
- dee- this bitch is a mess but she's also the best!
- the jacksons- i run away to their house on the regular because i <3>big brother- goes without saying because he does what big brothers do. #3 strongest man in MD so don't f*ck w/ me!
- the list could go on but imma end w/ this one: the rest of my fam especially grandma Price: HAPPY BDAY, GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
aiight let's carve the turkey and bust open some of auntie's banana pudding...
- when my knee locks up and aches for the rest of the day
- when i have a REALLY bad cold. like phlem and all that. the only good part of that mess is my sexy voice (think pheobe on "friends"; hell yea, i watched that!)
- when a child is abused
- when my favorite shows are preempted by something boring/irrelevant to my life
- hang nails
- being followed by lame dudes in the club (no i take that back. i would rather a lame dude follow me in the club than look at spencer pratt for 2 seconds)
- throwing up. that's a tough-y because everytime he does something, i throw up a little in my mouth
- the one thing i hate more than him individually is the fact that Speidi got effing MARRIED. nothing is sacred...omg is they had a kid??? a devil spawn??? that would pretty much undo every good thing that has happened this year.
i dont know why i hate him so much. maybe it's his shitty, rude disposition or the fact that i think that if i touched him it would be sticky and possibly smell bad. he looks like his breath stinks. it's as if his facial hair is clear and it's creepy as f*ck. i would post a pic or vid here but it disturbs me too much. you just have to watch the hells (read "the hills") yourself...
but anyway, i seriously get that alot. like "when was your last relaxer". i never had one. thought about getting one but was advised against it but i flat iron the mess outta my head such that if i take my time and do it, it looks relaxed. my aunt warned me that if i kept doing that, my hair wouldn't revert and it would take on that relaxed appearance and she was right because i have what appears to be new growth. so with that problem i always vascillate between "growing it out" and just burning up the roots enough to have it blend with the rest. right now, im just going to go ahead and keep getting roller sets although they dont really look all that cute to me. other people like it on me so i guess that's all that matters.
...and that is what my hair is doing
i can float i can fly us to the highest
mountain top i can breathe you, i can drink in your laugh
i can... i can live on your smile i can trip but if i can fall into your arms i can
stay there my whole life
i can live
i can love
i can be better with you,
i can hear
i can feel
i can see
i can tell
you are for real
i can stare; i can memorize your face, your hands, your hair
every part of you
i can speak to you so honestly i can't even run any game
i can hear a million angels singing in my ear
when I say your name
i can't smile, can't dream like a child
can't feel safe in this wide world without you
c can't go can't disturb this flow
can't begin to know what I would do
i can't see, can't find strength to be
rather not be me without you
i can't deal, i can't even feel,
how we met: i was somewhere i didnt wanna be. howard's homecoming, there was a kappa house party and my friend promised the host she would attend and she REALLY wanted me to accompany her. T can attest to the fact that i was ill because i sounded like brandy sounds when she sings. he struck up a convo because that's just the extroverted dude that he is. i thought i did something rude so to compensate later, i alerted him to my departure and he requested an exchange of contact information.
why i like him: he has that certain je' ne se cois (pardon my poor french spelling but i mean "i dont know what"). he is very sexy. he's like a little thing...plus, he didn't come at me with the wackness i've grown so accustomed to since my return to the metro area. he has a great taste in movies and music, two things that are seriously important to me.
so what's wrong with him?: just a few things. mainly things that bother me because he is so much like that one dude who broke my heart in a million pieces. i think it's an aquarian thing, though.
overall, i really like this dude. it scares the hell outta me because i fall quickly and when i do i fall HARD. i have this unshakeable feeling that if that happens he will break my heart and i still dont know if i can handle that. i guess im jazmine sullivan right now. im on my lions and tigers and bears shit. so that explains why i sometimes wanna run but i'm scared of losing out.
it's my parents' anniversary today, but i guess that doesn't mean much. they're part of the reason marriage/divorce scares me.
- you know i go to 11 o'clock service on sunday. why would you get up like right before 10 and take a shower or probably bath (i don't know what you were doing in there) knowing we have slight drainage issues? further, why would you do that with plans to go NOWHERE? yes, i share a bathroom with my mother because she and my dad don't sleep in the same bedroom. another issue but whatever...
- i'm on a certain diet called "eating to stay alive" and i buy some of my own groceries. i can't get into why there's no food hardly ever in the house but i will say another reason i buy my own stuff is i do south beach sometimes, when im not being lazy and fat. so ANYWAY. if i buy bottled water to take to school/work what makes you think you need to sit at home all day drinking it instead of just getting water from the 'fridge???
- also, what happened to the walnuts i bought? those things are not cheap. further, how you gonna buy another pack in a SMALLER size than i originally bought?
- so you're not even going to ask if i wanna see the macy's circular before putting it in the recycle bin?
- if i parked my car already, why do you need to come out and re-park it? also, in order to do that, did you really need to adjust ALL my settings? mirrors all f*cked up and seat all up in the steering wheel. also, i swore i had more gas than this...
- if you are home all week, why do i need to compete with you to wash clothes on the weekends? i should only have to really compete with dad...
- the i-don't-know-what sexiness of mr. untouchable and mr. klean
- the generousity, thoughtfulness, and endowment of mr. officer
- the sensitivity and conscientiousness of BFF
- the freaky nature of mr. klean
- the sports team preferences of mr. fanatic
- the literary ability of don
- the musical tastes of mr. klean
- you and i are over the age of 18; you much further away than me but that's irrelevant
- they serve food at that establishment so why not just eat there???
- i never agreed to go out with you
- i don't recall inviting you to speak to me
- the fuck?! like does that impress all the hoes or did you just think that would work with me because i appear to be very young?
- seriously, Dave and Buster's???
- no, really? is that the best you could come up with?
- yea...i wouldn't even tell people that