friend: but i actually have a date tomorrow and im trying to see how imma get past my mama
me: oh wow
hmmmm
volunteer interest meeting?
friend: lmao
me: technically thats not a lie. ur voluntarily meeting to see if ur interested in him
in case you're curious, there is a legit reason why my grown ass friend has to get past her mommy. you would have to, too if your mom is like our moms and holds things over your head like say, your unemployment status and choice in extracurricular activities.
@ ur grown ass friend... womp.
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