Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts

3x is NOT a charm

Monday, October 20, 2008
i have never liked the number 3. it's alot of peoples' favorite number. i'm different, mine is 2. anyway, i found an interesting thing about this number: it ruins lives. you already know it's bad because people say, "2's company, 3's a crowd". but do you really know how bad it is?

if you get married and have children, you need to either stop at two or break down and have four. pay very close attention: if you have 3 kids, you WILL get divorced. 

no bullsh*t. everyone i know who is divorced or heading towards it has 3 kids. it seems you may do better if you have 2 girls and 1 boy but still i would not chance it. 

who do i know who has had this happen? my mother's friend: divorced. my atl friend-guy-thing: divorced, twice! (0r 3 times depending on how you look at it). the pastor at my church: divorced. my parents: separated (another topic for another day). 

ok, i'm just kidding. there are several more couples with 3 kids who have stuck it out.  but wouldn't it be interesting to have a formula for this sort of thing? but i do know the best way to prevent divorce: don't ever get f*ckin' married!!!! let's see how well i stick to that. 

THANKS ALOT, A**HOLE

Thursday, April 3, 2008
some jerk did a study and determined that women with degrees above bachelors are more likely to divorce than men with the same degrees and women who have only completed undergrad. reason # 675 for me to not get married in the first place. i doubt there are that many reasons; that's just the arbitrary number i ALWAYS use when there are multiple reasons for something. oh well, if i don't get that M.A., i can't get paid in the line of work im in. i gotsta get paid 'cause mama said "don't be depending on no man. have your own". 

for me to be really concerned, i would need to know more info. on the participants involved in, location of, duration of...a full print out of the study.