guilty pleasures: a mobile post

With me joining twitter and becoming addicted to the CRACKberry, I haven't been posting often. I'm also too lazy to go upstairs and get my macbook. I want to know about your guilty pleasures? Last year I spoke breifly about the current state of hip-hop/r&b and my guilty pleasure music but let's discuss television.

I like watching trash tv aka reality shows. I tuned in to bravo, vh1, and mtv. Here's why:

1. Unlimited side-eye moments (i.e real housewives, pick any one)
2. So much ceiling eyes/apathy (i.e. the hills)
3.Physical comedy (i.e. the duel, I love money, that show I can't think of the name of on network tv w/ the obstacle courses)
4. I don't have to think AT ALL

What do you watch and why?

things i've learned from "Heroes"

*spoiler alert* so i know you have seen the trailer for the new season of "Heroes". i saw it for the first time at the movie theater. it's a good teaser because i was sitting there thinking, this season is gonna be TIGHT. small problem, i had seen one full episode of the series. i was two seasons behind and everything builds on itself. thanks to a fully charged macbook and internet sites im privy to, i've been able to catch up. i know it's science fiction but for some of this stuff, i'm just like "oh, come on!" don't get me wrong, i love the show, but the storyline really makes me laugh sometimes. here's what i have learned from watching "Heroes":

• if you get stabbed with a samurai sword, 8 surgeries will have you good as new in about 6 months
• Dissociative Identity Disorder (multiple personality disorder) is a super power. 
• you can perform blood transfusions with no regard to blood type whenever you want someone's antibodies to cure a virus. 

also i have inferred the following:

1. hayden's character, claire bennett, would be a virgin always. her hymen would never stay broken because her "power" is healing and regeneration
2. you can only have powers if both of your parents have powers
3. if you get out of hand with using your powers, there is theoretically only one other person who can stop you, i.e alejandro and maya, peter and sylar, matt and his dad

do you watch "Heroes"? will you watch the new season this fall? if you don't watch, why not? what would you like your super power to be?

catch the 2-hour season premiere Monday, Sept. 22 @ 9 p.m

the hills

no, i dont watch the hills. i cant be sure if i should. one of my faves wants to kick me for not watching it (she also hates me for not watching college hill: atl; message me if it's not clear why). i do not watch it b/c everytime im online and i see a screenshot of it, the LC chick is texting. is that what she's doing the whole show? 

so am i missing something? is it really too late to start watching because... how many seasons has it been? 

*update*

watched it: HILARIOUS. i doubt this stuff is supposed to be funny but then do they really expect me to take these folks seriously? they have managed to recruit a new fan off of one episode. good work!