Tuesday, April 15, 2008

things ill do when/if i have kids


#4


i'm going to turn nouns into verbs like a true black mom. does this at all sound familiar?

kid: can i have a nintendo?
mom: you better 'nintendo' that homework


kid: ma, i wanna take karate
mom: you better 'karate' that room clean

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6 comments:

  1. Product Junkie DivaApril 15, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    We are on the same page it's crazy...lol
    My kid will have fun but he/she will understand how to prioritize. My kid will not be talking on the phone till all hours of the night. My child will not and I mean NOT be running around the street at night like he/she does not have a home.
    Product Junkie Diva

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  2. TApril 15, 2008 at 10:17 AM

    This is awesome! You just took me back to my childhood.

    Too funny!

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  3. AnonymousApril 15, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    LMAO!! too funny.

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  4. DonApril 15, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    lmao @ this post antithesis


    how about: "ma, can i drive your car to the mall today?"

    "you better drive your *ss in their and clean up that room."

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  5. Brown Girl GumboApril 15, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    LOL!!! That is too funny!! You know black mothers around the country can totally relate!!!

    I can't wait to have kids. In my mind I plan to do all of these great things - I hope I live up to them!!

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  6. Just_WonderingApril 19, 2008 at 2:57 PM

    LOL That was hilarious! There's nothing like a black mother disciplining her children! It's classic and effective.

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thank you for your thoughts