the grammys (collection of thoughts)

i do not like awards shows. watching my first for real in literally years (probably ten), these were my thoughts

..:carrie underwood should come with an accessory pack

..:rihanna resembled an ostrich

..:i wonder if kanye plugs his clothes in at night...

..:"chris breezy" might be his kappa line name

..:to alicia keys: is that a harness?

..:whose idea was fergie w/ j. legend? couldnt anyone just accompany her on piano?

..:how does bey do it? best entertainer for real...and she looks damn good. even the weave is tolerable for some reason. her w/ tina was HOT

..: ok im done with this shit...*turning away*