i do not like this day. here is why:
1. love me all the time, everyday
2. im convinced the devil came up with this day because it's heinous what they do to chocolate. it's a good thing. why cram it with gross sauce things?
3. every stuffed animal sold on this day looks cheap and tacky. i love teddy bears and it's rude to tarnish their image in such a way
4. it's almost always cloudy or rainy and then i have to get dressed up and go somewhere. that sucks
5. *sad lonely kid in class moment* those elementary school cards that kids are supposed to give to every classmate that mysteriously never came with enough such that i would get one...
6. not knowing what to get a male on this wackest of wack days. i feel rude not getting them anything and sex isn't a gift. nor is spending money on some get-up that he will look at for 5 seconds and think that the subsequent sex was the gift anyway.