will and grace quotes to live by

1. unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 ft. of my lips- karen

i ask that people not invite themselves into my personal space. 

2. listen MisterSister...- jack

i have nothing against gay men. however, when they are disrespectful to me for no reason, they can expect the preceding words followed by some sort of covert insult. 

3. honey, i don't care- karen

i know what you are saying bears some sort of significance in someone's life but not mine and usually not yours. sometimes i'm not in the mood for gossip. and contrary to your belief, the meaning of my AIM screename is not "tell me something no one should care about ever".

4. *knocking*

      Grace: who is it?

      *more knocking*

     Grace: *louder* who is it? 

     *more knocking*

     *Grace opens door*

honey, i dont yell- karen

i am not going to argue with you. very rarely are you going to get me to raise my voice at you. i will state my case in my normal tone and as your voice gets elevated and i decide you are no longer listening, i will stop talking. at that point, since everything each of us is saying is moot and neither of us is listening, there are only two options. they are: you leave my presence or you hit me and we fight. since we are no longer in grade school, the latter is HIGHLY unlikely. but i won't yell and curse you out...you'll be doing that by yourself. 

5. honey that's just a saying like, "gee, that sounds like fun" or "i love you"- karen

people throw "i love you" around like it's "hello". i hate that crap. seriously, i was taught not to use words i dont know the meaning of and the same applies for phrases. if you don't REALLY know what it means, don't use it. also, if you don't REALLY mean it, don't say it. 

-to be continued, maybe-