3x is NOT a charm

Monday, October 20, 2008
i have never liked the number 3. it's alot of peoples' favorite number. i'm different, mine is 2. anyway, i found an interesting thing about this number: it ruins lives. you already know it's bad because people say, "2's company, 3's a crowd". but do you really know how bad it is?

if you get married and have children, you need to either stop at two or break down and have four. pay very close attention: if you have 3 kids, you WILL get divorced. 

no bullsh*t. everyone i know who is divorced or heading towards it has 3 kids. it seems you may do better if you have 2 girls and 1 boy but still i would not chance it. 

who do i know who has had this happen? my mother's friend: divorced. my atl friend-guy-thing: divorced, twice! (0r 3 times depending on how you look at it). the pastor at my church: divorced. my parents: separated (another topic for another day). 

ok, i'm just kidding. there are several more couples with 3 kids who have stuck it out.  but wouldn't it be interesting to have a formula for this sort of thing? but i do know the best way to prevent divorce: don't ever get f*ckin' married!!!! let's see how well i stick to that. 

5 thought(s):

T said...

LOL@ don't ever get married. You're a trip, glad you're back!!!

Therapeutic Musings said...

Ok, you should have told me this last week! I just got married and I want 3 kids. And I already told the pastors while standing at the altar after the ceremony that I'm having triplets in 3 years. Ohhhh myyyyyyyyy. Amend this post and say triplets are the exception, or that I'm the exception, or something!

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

So glad you're back!! Don't give up on marriage you're son young!! LOL!

But I love this post!! I was thinking about all the divorced couple in my family and it's sooooo true!! LOL But then again just about everyone in my family is divorced with 1,2, 3 or 4 kids! LOL

Product Junkie Diva said...

LOL congrats to you TM. I didn't know you tied the knot to the COUNT.
Antithesis you are too much. I see you are back in the land of bloggers -YAYAYAYAYAYA (I'm doing my happy dance).
PJD

WiZ said...

girl, stop hating on the number 3. omg. i swear to God you must have hit your head