no way, guy

Monday, October 27, 2008
i dont settle. settling is so 2007 and we are about to head into 2009. so what if i'm just learning fairly recently? the important thing is that i learned.

with that said, how come i keep getting approached by settle-able guys? unsavory characters (the phrase of the month), short guys, thin dudes, disrespectful hooligans: they all want to approach me with wackness.

i dont think i ask for much. i ask that your bitchassness be on 0 and at most at any time on 10%. i recognized that there is a such thing as a man period and i allow for that once a month. i simply ask that you have a goal and be actively working toward it. you do not have to have the salary or position you ultimately want right now but you need be making strides. if that means going to school and filling this position, then that's what that means. just be doing SOMETHING. most other qualities are evaluated on a case-by-case basis. however, i do have a height and weight requirement. you must be at least this tall (5'10") to ride this ride. we can be friends all day long but "you know we aint fuckin' if you not thick". the smallest that is acceptable is 180 lbs and i'm putting you on a meat and potatoes diet.

is that too much to ask?

5 thought(s):

Therapeutic Musings said...

Heck no it's not too much to ask! And FYI: some home made pasta and potato dishes will fatten dudes up on the sly :) Dazzle him with your cooking while getting him to an acceptable weight!

Bloggal said...

amen amen amen! don't settle hun. EVER.

PBW said...

Hmmm. It's been a while, but my requirements were - must be really smart and black as hell.

Got what I wanted, but sometimes think I should have went for a dumb guy. Then all I'd hear is, "Yes, PBW. You're absolutely right, PBW. Right again, PBW."

T said...

Girl, not at all. These fellas out here slippin. Some women do enjoy skinny fellas though (don't knock 'em til you try 'em), so they are usually gased up. LOL

Da Hunni Toya said...

No you arent asking for too much