what were you thinking?!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008
here's what i think goes through his head when he tries to talk to me

him: jerk
his thought process: she looks like she has low self-esteem. let me see if i can sleep with her.

him: unattractive
his thought process: i'm feeling a little better-looking today. let me see if i have a shot

him: (i hate to call anyone this) ugly
his thought process: i've been told 'no' plenty of times so what's one more?

him: old
his thought process: just let her be over 18

him: lame
his thought process: he doesn't know he's lame so it's business as usual. he doesn't think anything, he just goes for it.

him: out-of-towner
his thought process: *singing* "...'cause i only got one night in town. break down or be clowned. babygirl are you down?"

him: short (but taller than me)
his thought process: she's actually shorter than me! i gotta see what's up.

him: short (shorter than me)
his thought process: i have no idea; gotta be outta his mind...

did i leave anyone out?

5 thought(s):

T said...

You left one important thing out and this gets me everytime.

Him: Homeless
His thought process: How could my life get any worse> I might as well give this clean, fly, employed, pretty sista a shot.

antithesis said...

u get approached by homeless men??? get outta here!!!!!

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

LOL!!! @T!!!!

This entire post had me literally laughing out loud!!!

WiZ said...

you girls are crazy. the old one was the funniest to me

Da Hunni Toya said...


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