Posted by antithesis Sunday, June 13, 2010 at 1:05 PM
Growing up, my brother would do things that were unsafe and poorly planned with hilarious results. Last night, at his wedding reception, was my chance to live the life of spontaneous idiocy. Prior to the introduction of the bridal party, people were planning their entrance. One engaged couple was planning to have the future bride ride in on the future groom's back. Said groom gave me and my brother-in-law the bright idea to have me walk in ahead, spread my legs, and he slide through. After 3 white zinfandels this sounded like a brilliant idea. I bet most of my brother's bright ideas after age 21 were birthed after consumption of alcohol. We knew this mission was pass/fail going into it. It was indeed a fail. Brother took off before I finished walking in and I didn't spread my legs enough so he took out my left leg and I hit the ground...hard. And everyone saw my underwear.