Tuesday, November 11, 2008
told to me in the club:

"i would start by taking you to Dave and Buster's and if you're hungry, we can grab something to eat after."

allow me to point out the things wrong with that statement.

  1. you and i are over the age of 18; you much further away than me but that's irrelevant
  2. they serve food at that establishment so why not just eat there???
  3. i never agreed to go out with you
  4. i don't recall inviting you to speak to me
  5. the fuck?! like does that impress all the hoes or did you just think that would work with me because i appear to be very young?
  6. seriously, Dave and Buster's???
  7. no, really? is that the best you could come up with? 
  8. yea...i wouldn't even tell people that
enjoy your day.

5 thought(s):

WiZ said...

at least he gave it a shot

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

HILARIOUS!! Seriously, Dave & Buster's????

Product Junkie Diva said...


T said...

#5 is my favorite. Exactly what I would have thought (or said depending on how much drank I had in me)

Da Hunni Toya said...