he better call u at the front gate with ice cream, candy, chocolates, dinner, sex all night, wine, champagne, liquor, hair grease, lip gloss, coupons, etc- my friend, on someone who did me kinda wrong.
i don't want to go into detail about what happened but if you did know, you would understand why i don't take to kindly to people with penises. i won't turn to women, but the opposite sex pisses me the hell off! there are some exceptions: my dad, my brothers, my uncles and don. *gone to change my sheets*
P.S. for the record: the outfit i put on was limited edition, never-before-seen, BAD ASS and...he missed it.