RE-POST from 3/9/09: is this your friend?

Tuesday, September 7, 2010
riding metro on friday night after watching watchmen i so non-descretely snapped a photo of this attrocity:

before we get to the main event, let's first discuss how though the high might have been 60, that does not warrant you rocking a top that called for 80. more importantly, how you just gonna grin with that sitting beside you? you cant see the full effect but shorty needed to have spanx on. if you need to wear a long-sleeved top, you probably dont need your kid sister's mini skirt on. you especially dont need it if you havent gone through not one jar of fat girl slim OR fat girl sleep.
here are some ways to tell if you should not wear a mini skirt:

1. you cellulite is not only pronounced but is red
2. you are riding public transportation (probably the reason your thighs are red in the first place. all bare-skinned on public transit)
3. you dont have friends who will tell you about yourself

not only is this girl wrong but i cant stress who un-right her friend is. be a friend and let your girl know it's a "no maam", code ten, man down situation. damn!

her not-so saving grace? that chanel bag. didnt save her all the way because if you have to funds to invest in that back, i need you to invest in more fabric to cover that ass. and if it's fake, i want your fake bag not to have more material than the skirt you have on. oh well, real or not, her bag was hot...

6 thought(s):

Product Junkie Diva said...

Antithesis some people just don't want to admit that they can't wear certain outfits....sigh....

Mischo Beauty said...


T said...

LOL @ her bag was hot. This post is SO something I would do.

And I agree 100%, when you look a mess, it's your friends' fault.

WiZ said... could be worst. could be leather or something.

Craigjc said...

LOL at this post. I might link to this, this is classic. thanx for the laugh.
and check me out sometime.

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

Funny post!! Her bag is super cute though; I wish I could spend around $2000+ on a purse!