i got it figured out

i like kids for a little while and then i want them to go back with their owners. sometimes im like "i'd like a baby boy" and others im like "kids? i have no interest in that". i have my solution: imma get divorced. that way, i legally get my kids every other weekend. i think i may be able to skip the whole getting married thing because i think in dc you can just take your baby daddy to court and legally establish visitation rights but i wonder about that because most courts would prefer the child to be w/ the mother, i think. idk. i think the divorce plan is cool b/c i dont actually want to be married but the ceremony, reception, and honeymoon sound like so much fun. that way, i get the festivities AND get the amount of kid time i want. isnt that one of the most ignorant and selfish things you have ever heard? there are worse things. i assure you, people have done worse...